Watch Where You Throw That Thing


Heaven forbid you attend a wedding as a single woman. At the end of the night, people start yelling your name, eventually find you, drag you into a crowd of other unmarried women (with their elbows out), and a dilapidated flower bouquet is thrown at your face — all of this, in the name of determining your matrimonial destiny.

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

Product Description:

  • A2 sized vertical folded greeting card
  • Card is blank inside
  • Comes with a euro flap envelope
  • Designed, printed in small batches & hand packaged in Halifax, Nova Scotia
  • Free shipping in Canada & the U.S.

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