Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts

$14.95


Life's got you wound tighter than a drum? Our Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts are here to talk you down from the ledge—one luxurious soak at a time. Packed with magnesium to ease those stress knots you've been collecting like Pokemon, these salts transform your bathtub into a judgment-free zone where nobody expects you to have it all together. Drop in, zone out, and let your nervous system finally catch a break. Your peace of mind called—it's ready for a reunion.

Scent: Tangerine

Directions for use: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy! 

Product Details:

  • Phthalate and Parabens Free
  • Pouch Size 5 x 6 x 1.5 300 g/10.6 oz

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